I love you to Deathlok

So I was just watching a re-run of an episode of the Steve Wilkos show from last season, and if you've ever watched the show, you know it's like the Maury Show and Jerry Springer combined, minus the actual fighting.

Well on this particular episode, a mother's son burned himself on a hot-plate resulting in 3rd degree burns. She didn't call 911 or take him to the hospital, so the father doesn't want her anywhere near him.

Okay, well the father in question is black, while the mother is white, and this leads me to my question of the day:

Why is it when white chicks have sex with black guys, they all of a sudden start speaking like they're black/black women?

I just don't get it; how does riding a black anaconda equate to speaking ebonics? Is it because in the process of having sex, they suddenly lost several IQ points? Did they have the smarts knocked out of them? I just don't get it.

Alright quick skit of the day where we find B-/C-list hero, Deathlok looking for love, you know, because it's hard to find love when you're a half-human/half-death machine.
Let's see how he fares:

That's just sick! Oh well,
Have a good weekend folks!