Hey people. Sorry I didn't post a new skit yesterday. I had connection problems with the internet, so that's why no update. It's always something and never nothing with me people, but I'm sure you all can relate.
Alright, enjoy this little ditty of skit with my two of my favorite DC characters of all time, Robotman and Negative(the almost complete)Doom Patrol.
Samurai: "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto."
Robotman: "Dammit! For the last time, my name is Robotman, not Mr. Roboto. Or at the very least, you can call me Cliff."
Samurai: "Oooh so sorry Roboto-san."
Robotman: "'Ya stupid sushi-eating freak! I said my name is Robotman or Cliff!"
Negative Man: "Did someone say sushi? I love sushi!"
Samurai: "As do I Mr. Invisible Man-san."
Robotman: "'Ya don't say? Never woulda guessed it myself."
Negative Man: "Hey Cliff, do you think he meant sushi, or Sushi?"
Robotman: "'Ya never know with that guy I tell 'ya. 'Ya just never know."
Samurai: "Ha Ha! He made funny, ooh!"
Robotman: "I can't believe they put you in the Super-Friends instead of the Red Tornado. God must hate us robots."
If you are a regular reader of my blog you know I have had a FEED bag on my wish list for a while. Well, today I came across another fabulous FEED bag to covet on the Travel and Style Journals of Pamela in Canada. I love her blog and you can check it out here and read more about Tory and her own foundations collaboration with Lauren Bush-Lauren of FEED. Both are wonderful organizations that are donating 100% of their proceeds to benefit women and children. Unfortunately, they cannot be purchased online and have to be bought at a Holt-Renfew store in Canada. So if you're Canadian, this is for you, and if you are not, then hope you have a friend there! Let me know if anyone gets one. The regular FEED bags can be purchased online at feedprojects.com. Let's keep our fingers crossed that we'll get these in the U.S. soon.
And in honor of this great day, where you'll no doubt be stuck in long bank/store lines due to many, many people cashing their welfare/government checks, enjoy this little ditty of a distraction.
Yes, that was Bone Thugs-n-Harmony with the their old classic "Da 1st of tha Month."
And on to our regularly scheduled program:
"Brains.....It's what's for dinner!"
Brain: "Wow, it sure got really dark all of a sudden."
Black Hand(walking like a zombie): "Ummm Brains!!!! Must eat brains!"
Black Hand: "Must have brains! Taste like chicken. Brains good!"
Brain: "Please, for the love of God don't eat me! I haven't even gotten laid yet!"
Black Hand: "Ha ha! Just kidding. I'm not really a zombie. Well, technically I am. Then you have to factor in all of that Indigo Tribe nonsense, and well, it's all a long story but you get the main idea. Anyways, I won't eat you."
Brain: "Whew! Oh God, you really had me going there for a minute. I was so scared I think I shit myself, except I crapped brain fluid instead."
Black Hand: "Eww, that's gross! And I'm a Necrophiliac."
Well, what'd you guys think about that one?
Really Dead Gary Coleman? That's not very nice. No get your ass back into your cheap urn!