"Nok, nok, Who's there?"

Hey folks.
Did you guys survive Cinco de Mayo?

I was talking to Goo this weekend, and he mentioned that he was working on a skit with the Atom and Black Hand, and I had completed this one about with the same characters, so I knew I had to hussle and put this baby out quick before he posted his.

So without further ado-doo, "Nok, nok, who's there?"

Black Hand: "Ah, greetings Brother Atom."

Atom: "Black hand? What are you doing here? I thought you were dead?"

Black Hand: "I thought you knew. I'm a member of the Indigo Tribe, Indigo Girls, something like that, just like you now. I'd throw up a peace sign, but my hands are unfortunately stuck like this. So peace to you brother."

Atom: "What, Indigo Girls?"

Black Hand: "Yeah, the Indigo Girls. You know; 90's Alternative-Rock Lesbo group? Lilth Fair? Any of this ringing any bells?"

Atom: "Sorry, I'm more of a Country western fan myself."

Black Hand: "By the look of your attire I'll bet. Anyways...nok, nok, and all that."

Black Hand: "You know all this nok, nok stuff seems like a set-up for a stupid knock-knock joke, except not as funny."

Atom: "You know, now that you mention it it sure does doesn't it? Oh man, what in the hell was Geoff Johns smoking when he made up that whole thing?"

Black Hand: "Probably the same stuff you were when you put that outfit together Nature Boy."

Ric Flair: "Did someone say Nature Boy? Woooooooo!"

The ever lovin' end.

California Weekends- What to Pack for Carmel

I am off on a little getaway to Carmel to celebrate my husband"s birthday. I know, it sounds like I just went somewhere and next weekend we are going away for a family wedding as well. It's unusual that these all happened at the same time. I am however, a bit excited to get away. We are going without my kids, which is also unusual. We rarely get to do this more than once a year or so. The last time was about a year and a half ago! Truly. Life gets so crazy when your kids are older too. It's hard to find the time. But this post isn't about that. It's about what to pack!

Carmel Valley

I like, but also dread the packing for getaways because I always over-pack and end up bringing strange items from my wardrobe that rarely see the light of day. You know what I mean, those exotic items you bought in some shopping stupor where you were imagining yourself Lauren Hutton on Safari or Talitha Getty in Marrakech. Yeah, I have those pieces. I also over think it all. What do I wear to breakfast, the pool, dinner, the drive and what if I am not dressed up enough? SO much to think of. To make my life easier and possibly yours, I am going to begin a little series about what to bring on different types of jaunts. The credit for this also belongs to my pal Rachael, who suggested it. I have always loved to read anything about packing and travel. Maybe I just like dreaming of all the places I could go. I love travel more than anything.

Talitha. I have clothes like this. I so use them on my many trips to school and Target. 

Carmel is one of the most gorgeous places on the planet and I am so fortunate to live here in Northern California and be so close. When I say Carmel, I also mean the whole Monterey Peninsula area. That encompasses Carmel by the Sea, Monterey, Pacific Grove and Carmel Valley in the hills to the East. We are staying in the warm and sunny Carmel Valley, but will most likely end up at some point in the foggier and cooler town of Carmel, too. For this reason I need to pack for two climates! Seriously, I kid you not . If you don't believe me try spending a day in town here and you will see how many Carmel sweatshirts are sold to tourists. It's not unusual to see winter coats and sweaters worn here especially during summer time!! Carmel Valley, up the road about 20 minutes from Carmel is a warm wine region and not unlike Napa and Sonoma. So you really have to think before packing.

Carrie and Mr. Big. I'm sure this is what my husband feels like traveling with me. Just love his expression here. 

Carmel is a cosmopolitan place where people dress very well, but casual. Carmel Valley tends to be a horsier set where as Carmel by the Sea, is a little more flashy.


What to bring for a weekend in Carmel:

Skinny white jeans.

Blue jeans with cuffed hem.

 Button down white shirt, for day. Can also double a a cover-up by the pool if it's longer.

 Comfy flats. One bright pair from Tom's. Love the mesh espadrilles in red-fuschia! (I know I have a problem, but they are just so comfy!)

Flip flops for the pool. I have pair of Tory Burch that have lasted three years. For the $45 they make everything look chic. Great to wear to the spa or breakfast too.

One pair of heeled sandals for evenings when you feel like dressing up. I particularly love wedges for summer like these from Coach.

Cozy cardigan for cool days and around the room. This can be also cute paired with white jeans and cute tennis shoes on a colder day.

 Even warmer light quilted jacket or blazer to layer.

Swimsuit. I always prefer a tankini or a bikini under layers.

My favorite cover-up from Hawaii with my DKNY poppy swim suit.  I swear the suit does not look so road cone bright on!

 Cute cover-up, hat and tote for the pool. I have a wonderful light bag woven bag from Gap with sequins. It's just the right size to fold or bring extra magazines, books or my lap-top in.

A dress for dinner or dressy blouse like mine below. (Nights get really cool in Carmel and you'll most likely want to cover your legs even on summer nights.)  I'll pair this with skinny cargo pants or white jeans for night and heels. Daytime I'd add my red Tom's and rolled jeans.

At least one scarf for cooler days and to add a pop of color and flair. I like to bring two like below.

A pretty sleeveless top to layer or not if it warms up.

A nautical inspired T or sweater like mine below from H&M. Good to layer over bikinis too. I hate my middle and I live for cover-ups.

One casual skirt or shorts should the weather turn warm. One of my favorite looks is shorts and a long-sleeved T or sweater or jacket. Perfect for places by the coast where the weather can turn cool. Love this casual chic look on Kate Moss.

One handbag that you love. A bright color is fun. Maybe not too big so you can bring it to dinner too. I think it's nice if your bags and shoes are in good shape, and nice quality. They make everything else look great. You don't need expensive clothes if your shoes and bag look good.

A tunic like this one I bought a few years back. Great for by the pool or paired with white jeans and big earrings at night!

Cozy pants and soft T-shirt for lounging around the room. PJs could also work. I do like to have something cute and cozy with me to wear to breakfast without getting dressed for the day yet. No sloppy sweats, but yoga pants and a wrap sweater could work with a soft T.

Most importantly, accessories! I bring a few bracelets, wear my favorite necklace, bring a another chunky  necklace or fun earrings for night. A cute cocktail ring is always good too! It's good to have options. Sunglasses are so important and I love aviators and wayfarer styles right now.

My jewelry roll bag from my dear friend Jen. Love this thing. Not sure if J Crew makes these anymore. This is just a few things I threw in.

Don't forget fashion and trashy magazines along with a great novel for the pool side (or by the fire, in Carmel!)

I hope this list helps you pack if anyone is going to the Monterey- Carmel area or just a resort weekend.

Next up: Dressing for a wedding weekend!

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xo

Kim

"Another one bites the dust"

Hey people.

Well I bit the bullet and put more money into the hands of the evil, greedy corporations/publishers that are Marvel and DC.
For those that don't know, Marvel and DC both have come under intense fire and scrutiny for their unfair business practices and poor handlings concerning Jack Kirby and his estate and Alan Moore respectively

I won't go into all that here, as you can go over to Bleedingcool.com, or any other comic-based website to get all the dirt, but in general Marvel's failed to give a large amount of credit physically and financially to Kirby's estate for his part in creating half, if  not most of the Marvel Universe. The Avengers movie that just came out stands to make millions and even billions for Marvel/Disney, yet the main issue is how Kirby's estate will probably not see a single dime of the profits. Again, you can go to various websites to read the whole story for yourself. Suffice to say Marvel, while maybe technically not in the legal wrong(all that's open to debate) is still wrong on an ethical and moral level. I don't see what it would cost them to perhaps turn over even a small percentage of the massive profits they will be receiving over to his estate, as both a well-deserved thank you, and a way of showing gratitude/appreciation/respect for all of creative work Kirby put into Marvel during his tenure there.
I'm sure if he was still alive, this might not be so big of an issue, but he's not, so that's that.

Then there's the case of Alan Moore. Moore's stated on numerous occasions his displeasure with DC constantly profiting off his old ideas. And then there's the whole Watchmen thing as well.  The popular opinion amongst many conic fans, professionals, and even Moore himself, is that DC seems to enjoy intentionally sticking it to Moore, by constantly raiding and re-using his concepts, and any other popular and financially successful ideas Moore's contributed to DC while working there. If you've followed this very strained relationship over the years, not to mention what's currently going on with new Watchmen material coming out this summer in the form of Before Watchmen, then there definitely seems to be something to that idea.
Again, I urge you if you're interested in all this, to go look it up for yourselves and come to your own conclusions about all this.
While I feel badly about the situation, I have a hard time never buying comics from both publishers all together. While the current high prices and poor content are already doing that for me, I can't just totally stop cold turkey from ever buying another product from either company ever again. That would be both ridiculous and hypocritical of me to even try. Because, hey! There's always the back issues of yesteryear to sustain me when I grow(and have grown over the last few years) weary of the lackluster product that's currently out there. Plus I still love action figures, so I'm fucked right there.

Alright enough with the rant, it's the skits you've all come to see, and boy do I have one for you!
This one's dedicated and due to the suggestions of Ben/David H, so if you don't like it, you feel free to blame him. He wanted to see Batman and Hal fight it out one more time, and by God, I made his little Jewish dreams come true. Wait, am I allowed to say Jewish dreams anymore? I want to politically correct and all. I'm sure Ben/David H will let me know soon(You da' man Ben)

Enjoy!

Hal: "You know Bruce, I know we've had our differences and all throughout the years, but since we're teammates surely we can overcome all that bullshit and finally bury the hatchet. I mean if I can forgive you for that whole Brother Eye business that now suddenly never happened(Thanks DC), then surely you fan finally learn to forgive me for becoming Parallax(which technically wasn't my fault. Thanks Geoff) and for letting Zatana mess with your memories all those years ago. Hell we both had a moment not too long ago when we bonded over both watching our parents die in front of us. If that's not the definition of male-bonding, I don't know what is. C'mon Bruce, what do you say we let bygones be bygones?"

Batman: "........."

Hal: "Whatta' say buddy? Let's hug it out bitch!"

-Batman punches Hal!

Hal: "Ugh! What the hell Bruce!?"

-Batman punches Hal again!

Batman: "Okay, now we're even!"

Hal: "Ughhhh!"

Guy: "Hey Jordan, you h- What the hell is this!? What the hell did you do Bats!? I'm just gonna' come out and say this, but Holy F'n Deja Vu' Batman! You knocked him out with one, no? Two punches!? Why the hell did you do that?"

Batman: "Because it felt good Gardener. Just like the time I knocked you out."

Guy: "Oh so now you're gonna' bring that up? Fine, I've always wanted to settle with your ass for that one anyways. Prepare for round 2 bitch, because I owe yer' ass a knuckle sandwhich!"

Batman: "Don't sing it, bring it!"

-Guy lunges at Batman, but Batman blocks and knocks Guy Out...With One punch!

Batman: "Hmm. Once punch. Still got it!"

Guy: "Ughh!"

What do you guys think? Does it compare to Ali-Frasier? Tyson-Douglas? The Thrilla' on Manila'?

Let me know what you think.

And that's me folks, I'm outta' here........