I finished writing some new skit material, now I just have to wait for the weather to improve so I can start taking pictures and then post. Damn you weather!
Here's one I did finish, and it's a little thing I call "The Doctor will see you know"....
Dr. Strange: "Tony, have you seen my cape? I-, oh for the love of Hogarth! Tony give me back my cape!"
Iron Man: "Come on Strange, I look totally fucking pimp in this thing.
Dr. Strange: "Tony, you have no idea what kind of magical forces you're messing with. You could unleash an untold amount of destruction and devastation just by wearing that thing."
Iron Man: "Oh come on, you're just mad because I look better in this thing than you do. Besides, according to an old issue of What If?, I was Sorcerer Supreme instead of you once. See:
"See? I make this shit look good!"
Dr. Strange: "Sigh. That was another world Tony. It hardly counts at all"
Iron Man: "Yeah so? Plus, I can make up cool spells too. Check it out:
"By the loose whores of the Sunset Strip, I banish you straight to the hell of an AA meeting!"
or
"By the drunken antics of Lindsey Lohan, I sentence you to 100 hours of community service!"
Dr. Strange: "Sign."
Iron Man: "Besides, I can't give it back to you because there's a waiting list to use your cloak."
Dr. Strange: "There's a what!? Dammit Tony!"
Nick Fury: "Damn straight there's a line Captain Hocus Pocus, and I'm next after the Booze hound over there."
Dr. Strange: "Well how in the hell do I get home now?"
Nick Fury: "Click your heels together 3 times and say there's no place like home. No? Fine just use my jetpack."
Dr. Strange: "I really need to find better friends than this. I hope Wong's making tea, because I have a massive fucking headache!"
Nick Fury: "The name's Fury, Dr. Fury sweet tits. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, except bubble gum's for pussies and I'd rather chew on a cuban, so there."
-Look familiar? It should:
Thanks Goo!
Daredevil: "Sweet, I think I can see again! Oh the colors, the beautiful, beautiful colors!
That better be the cloak and not a brain tumor doing this."
Luke Cage: "Yeah boyyyyyy! By the sweet, funky shades of the Harlem Globtrotters, I am Dr. Love!"
Luke Cage: "That's right, that's right. Because I'm a smooth pimp, who lovesssssss the pussy! And this here's my blind manservant, Whitey!"
Daredevil: What!? I'm Daredevil Luke."
Luke Cage: "Uh yeah, this is my manservant Daredevil. He can't see too good, but damn can this man find the pussy. Now can you dig that suckaaaaaaa?"
Daredevil: "I can dig it."
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