A short one today folks, because you know...I can:)
This is kind of based off what Batman and Robin would really look like in real time. Or to go in another direction, just imagine this is what Adam West and Burt Ward would look like if they decided to put those the bat-tights back on.
Batman: "Quick Robin! To the Bat-mobile! Cesar Romero, uh I mean, the Joker's on the loose again!"
Robin: "Holy Colon-Blow Batman! We better hurry before those bat-laxatives we just took kick in and we float on down to downtown Gotham City in a mudslide!"
Batman: "Too late Robin! Ugh! They just.....kicked....in! Oh my! I just took a bat-dump in my belfry!"
Robin: "Holy AARP membership! That smells awful! Looks like the Joker's gonna' get away this time, and not because the Bat-mobile broke a wheel either."
Batman: "Quick Dick! Get Alfred! Tell 'em it's going be long, messy night. Ohhhhh!"
Looks like there really is no country for old men. Even in Gotham City:)
Have a good weekend folks!
And on an unrelated note, here's a funny-ass scene, and one of my favorites, from Cheech and Chong's movie Up in smoke.
It's probably just me, but I love the way Chong's movie dad says "Son of a Bitch!"
If the title of today's post sounds even vaguely familiar, it's because you are or were, a fan of Adam Ant in the 80's.
I discovered this lost/forgotten little gem of a song last week while watching the VH1 Classic channel. I never heard the song or saw the video before, but I got to admit it's pretty damn catchy. So yeah I like the song, and the snazzy riff, but the main thing I like about the song is the title itself. "Desperate, but not serious." Yeah, that pretty much sounds like my current love life, or rather the lack thereof. I've been currently trying out the whole internet dating thing, but let's just say it's not working out too well, and leave it at that. Definitely not a route you'd wanna' go, but are kinda' forced to if you find your city's current crop of potential girlfriends leaves much to be desired. Ah yes, the thrill of the chase eh?
Here's the video:
Gotta' love the 80's huh? And now that I think about it, it kind of fits the old reports that Adam Ant was a raving, paranoid lunatic, who was convinced that someone was going to kill him. Was he perhaps listening to too much Rockwell at the time? Add to that the "reports" that he was hooked on drugs, and yeah I guess I'd be paranoid to if I was up to my eyeballs in shit that made me see stuff that wasn't there; you know the wonderful drugs like Meth, LSD, Crack, Bath Salts, and Synthetic Marijuana. Oh and there's also Goo's favorite, Windex. Don't believe me? Go ask him. Hi Goo!
Alright, on to the funny, and today's skit that involves that wascally wabbit himself, Bat-Mite! Oh yeah, and the the Dynamic Duo are there too.
Bat-Mite: "Greetings Dynamic Duo. It is I, Bat-Mite, and I'm bored. And you know what that means...."
Robin: "Holy gosh and gee wilikers Batman! How are we going get rid of Bat-Mite this time?"
Batman: "Easy chum, easy. Bat-Mite's a harmless little elf, so there's no need to worry about him. We'll just trick him into leaving like we always do."
Robin: "I don't know Batman, Bat-Mite seems harmless, but he is just like that Mr. Mxyplytz guy that Superman fights all the time. Maybe we shouldn't take him so lightly."
Batman: "Nonsense Robin. We'll just ignore him like we usually do and he'll go back to wherever he comes from. Besides, I have to take a big Bat-Dump, so I'll let you handle this one by yourself."
Robin: (Sarcastically)"Gee, thanks Batman."
Bat-Mite: "Hey! I heard that! Why are you two fags talking like I'm not even here?"
Bat-Mite: "So I'm harmless eh? I'll show you who's harmless!"
Batman: "What the hell!? I feel so strange."
Robin: "Oh fuck! This isn't going to end well"
Bat-Mite: "Ta-daaa! How you like me know Batman?"
Robin: "Holy shit! Bat-Mite just turned Batman into a shot-glass!"
Bat-Mite: "So I did junior, whatta' gonna' do about it? Cry?"
Robin: "Well gosh, could you at least fill it up? I think Batman would want it that way."
Bat-Mite: "Hahahhahahaha! Ain't I a stinka?"
Yes folks, that is an honest to god Batman shot glass. I got that at Spenser's last month(Thanks Starrypluto!) There was a Superman one too, and some others, but I forget who they were. I just wanted the Batman one 'cause he's one of my favorite DC superheroes. And yes, it's as awesome as it looks, especially when you're drinking a shot of Crown from a Bat-Shot-glass. Fucking A! and that's why I love America.
