"He really creeps me out"

So how was your 4th of July? Good? Bad? Turrible?(terrible in Cleveland speak)

Well fear not, because I have a brand-spanking new skit to wash down yesterday's festivities.
So sit back and relax, and enjoy your holiday hangover helper.

Enjoy!

Hawk: "Hey Dove, have you seen the Creeper around lately?"

Dove: "Uh yeah. The last time I saw him, he was riding around on a bicycle screaming and meowing at random squirrels he saw just to mess with them. The whole thing's pretty funny if you see it."

Hawk: "What!? I knew the Creeper was crazy, but that's just fucking sick!"

Dawn: "Nawww, he's harmless. In fact in his own warped way he's just a sweetheart.

Hey, there he is now! He sure looks like he's having a good time"

Hawk: "Okay first that Deadguy, then that pathetic Jersey Shore-lookin' reject you met in that club, and I wouldn't even into get into depth about that tranny in Midway City, and now Creeper? You really, really need to re-think your choices in men. Seriously. Get help."

Dawn: "?"

Creeper: "Yahoo ya' motherfuckas! Hi-yah! Meowwwww! "

-Yeah this scene was influenced by Pee Wee Herman's 1st movie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Creeper: "Aww, wook at that widdle one! I think I scared him to death.

Oh he's not dead he's only sleeping....or dancing, I can never be sure with little animals.

God I love being me! If I wasn't, I think I'd maybe be an anal-retentive crimefighter with a bat fetish, or maybe a deranged clown with Asperger's. Ha, ass-burger!

Ain't I just a Creepah?"

I don't know, are you?

Have a good weekend folks!