"Cat Scratch Fever"

Well folks this is it; today's my 200th post. Oh don't worry, it's not that big of a deal, as Dan does 200 posts a day on his aussie head, so no big  whoop there. I will say I am glad and a little pleased with myself for having stuck with this for so long. As I've mentioned before, I have creative ADD, so that means being amused with one project, getting bored, and then moving on to something else. Commitment issues much? Not in the relationship department, but creatively, yes, very much so.

Anyhoo, here's my 200th post named after one of my favorite Ted Nugent songs, "Cat Scratch Fever."

Catman: "Hey pretty kitty, it is still considered bestiality if we do it with or cat-suits on?"

Cheetah: "How the hell should I know? This isn't a costume, this is my real skin you jack-ass! You're thinking of the other Cheetah."

Catman: "Oh yeah....Grandma Cheetah. Ehh, and no!"

Catman: "Sooo, you free tonight?"

Cheetah: "Seriously? After not even knowing this is my real skin, you want to go out with me?"

Catman: "Pretty much, yeah."

Cheetah: "Fuck it! I did "Snapper" Carr, so this can't be that bad. Take me home daddy, I'm all yours tonight!"

Catman: "Hell yeah!"

Catman: "Oh yeah, ummm. Wait what the hell's that? Is that kitty litter? Fuck it, I'm hardcore!"

Cheetah: "Umm hmm, that's right fucker, pull my tail!

Cheetah: "Aww, yeah, yeah, that's the spot. Pull me tail harder you son of a bitch!"

          Catman: "Ye-ahhh! Damn you're hot tonight baby! I'll pull that tail all night long, I don't give a fuck! Damn you're a dirty girl!"

   Dex-Star: "Oh hey guys have you seen------Whaaaaaat!? Inter-Species Erotica!? Harugphmprh!"

             Catman: "You can watch all you want, but you are not getting in on this, capeice?
        I don't care what Lady Gaga says, it is gay on a three-way.....unless it's two chicks, then it's                    okay."

Ha ha! As a friendly reminder, always remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.......

Take us out Uncle Ted.........