Subterranean Homesick Alien

Anybody sick of seeing the Doom Patrol's Robotman and Negative Man in skits? Well tough shit, because here's another one featuring them and the sorta cousin of the Martian Manhunter, Jemm, Son of Saturn. You  know, because I can. Enjoy.

Negative Man: "Hey Cliff, that creepy kid with the red peanut head keeps staring at us again."

Robotman: "Yeah I know Lar. An' he's got those freaky E.T.-lookin' fingers too. What a freak!"

Jemm: "Greetings fellow crime-fighters. Would you like to go out on patrol with me this fine evening whilest we bond?"

Negative Man: "Did he just say he was into bondage? And whilst? How about no you freaky alien bastard!"

Robotman: "Yeah we ain't inta' alla' that freaky David Carradine Auto-Immune Ass-physciation ya' creep. Go home!"

Jemm: " 'Sigh' No one understands me. It's like I'm from another planet to them."

Extras:

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Now in case you don't recognize the dialogue, and how could you not, it's from one of my favorite movies of all time, and all-around classic, Full Metal Jacket.

And in case you haven't seen the particular scene where this comes from(and shame on you if you haven't) I've made things easier for you and went ahead posted the Youtube link to it. Enjoy.

Ha! Have a good weekend people.......

Give a hoot

Hey people.
For this skit I decided to finally use my DCUC Dr.Midnight figure and his pet owl side-kick Hootie. Yeah I know, but it was a different time back then. A time where it wasn't uncommon to allow young pre-pubescent boys and all kinds of animals to accompany grown men in costumes to fight other grown men in costumes.
Weren't the 30's and 40's great?

Anyways sit back, and enjoy the show:

-Dr.Midnight talking to his pet owl Hootie.

Dr.Midnight: "And the man said what!? Ha ha! Oh Hootie, your're such a hoot."

Hootie: "Hoot, hoot."

Spectre: "Must....refrain...from killing...that....damn owl!"

Dr. Midnight: "What was that Hootie? Yeah it sure has gotten awfully cold all of a sudden. Come on, let's go someplace warmer.  Now Who's a good owl? Yes you are, yes you are a good owl."

Hootie: "Hootie hoot, hoot!"

Spectre: "Oh the hell with this! God'll let me slide on this one, this one time."

-Something bad happens to hootie.

Dr. Midnight: "Hootie? Hootie? Speak to me! What happened? Oh, oh no, no! Don't go into the light! Don't go into the light! 'Sob'."

Hootie: "*..........."

Spectre: "Yesssss!"

Dr.Midnight: " 'sob' Shine on you crazy diamond, 'sob, sob' "

-Looking up at God

Spectre: "What? You let me do it."

We all know people who not just love their pets, but looooooove their pets. They go into baby talk mode, and it can get just fucking unbelievable and embarrassing how far they'll go. Not that you shouldn't show love and affection to your pets and all, but damn, Sometimes the baby/pet talk can get annoying realllll quick.

"I do not endorse this skit, nor it's missuse and death of Hootie the Owl."

Yeah, about that Darius. How in the hell did you go from this:

To this:

Yeah, my thoughts exactly!

"Animal crackers in my soup...."

Captain Atom: " Well, if it isn't PETA's favorite super-hero, Animal Man!"

Animal Man: (Singing)"Animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits, loop de loop.

Hey cap. I was just going to the grocery store to pick up some things for the wife and kids. You need anything?"

Captain Atom: "Yeah, how about making it 2004 again, or better yet, 1986 while you're at it. And don't forget the industrial-sized can of whoop-ass for the whole damn DC corporation!"

Animal Man: "Wow, someone's in a bad mood."

Captain Atom: "You can say that again. God I hate this stupid company! Is it too much to ask to not be rebooted every 5 minutes? For the love of God, I'm a slightly altered human being not a laptop!"

Animal Man: "This whole NuDCU thing not working out for you I take it then?"

Captain Atom: "Did ya' gain the attention span abilities of a dolphin? Of course I'm not happy with the NuDCU! They're trying to turn me into Dr.Manhattan from the Watchmen. Do you think I'm happy with being turned into a second-rate, naked copy of myself?"

                                        Animal Man: "I guess not. Well at least my book's doing well. It's a spooky good run by the crafty Jeff Lemire. I haven't been this popular since Morrison was writing about me."

                                      Captain Atom: "I hope I give you cancer just from standing next to me.

-Ben says Animal Man should suffer from an extremely lower sperm count as well. he's right and I should've thought of that. Damn! I'm slippin'.

-Extras:

Animal Man: "Oh wow, I finally made it into one of these skits I'm always hearing about. Cool Beans!"

Captain Atom: "I'm just sure the wife and kids are thrilled for you."

Animal Man: "What was that?"

Captain Atom: "I said I'm thrilled for you. Welcome to the club. Ass-clown."