"Beware the Creep(er)"

Hey folks, been awhile I know. I had a fun time at my not-so local comic book shop where I picked up a ton of good shit(and no I don't mean feces!)

I bought a few figures(as usual) on the cheap; namely an old ML Nick Fury, ML Namor(who I've wanted for years!) Face-Off Daredevil, and the gold variant of DCUC Captain Atom just because he was the the only DCUC Captain Atom there. What'cha gonna' do right?

Alright enough boring stuff about me, it's the skits you came to see, so let's get to it:

This skits titled "Beware the Creep(er)" and you'll see why.

Creeper: "Hey there you. Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all day."

Zatanna: "Oh God! Like I haven't  heard that line before from the Flash, or any other lame-ass with a hard on!"

Creeper: "Touchy, touchy, tooooouchy! Tell me something sweetness, I know you recite your spells backwards, does that apply to moving your tongue backwards too?"

Zatanna: "That does it! Now  you've really pissed me off!"

Zatanna: "Mrofsnart eht Repeerc!"

Creeper: "yeah, like this'll fix me!(I'm being sarcastic just in case you didn't already know)"

Zatanna: "Oh you, you, you little creep!"
Creeper: "That's CREEPER to you, and you know, this feels oddly familar. Oh well, giggity, giggity, giggity-goo!"

Zatanna: "Oh yeah? Well how about this!?"

Creeper: "Now that's what I'm talking about!"

Zatanna: "Ugh! Oh god what have I done?"

Creeper: "I don't want anybody else, when I think about Zatanna I tough myself ohhhhhh ohhhh!"

Scarred yet faithful readers? If not, there's always next week's exciting episode.
Have a good one.