"When a Blind man cries"

Spider-Man: "Hey DD, can I ask you a question that's always been bugging me?"

Daredevil: "Sure man, why not?"

Spider-Man: "You're sure that you lost your eyesight due to a chemical spill, and nothing else?"

Daredevil: "Of course! What the hell kind of question is that!? I told you that radioactive waste splashed into my eyes, blinding me."

Spider-Man: "Okay, okay. Sorry just checking is all. I just ask since there's other ways of becoming blind."

Daredevil: "Such as?"

Spider-Man: "You know, the other way, Masturbation."

Daredevil: "Spidey, sometimes you take the comedy too far."

Spider-Man: "Ain't I a stinker though?"